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Post by Diablo. on Dec 13, 2011 12:08:26 GMT -5
Time to play a game, kids.
It's a simple game, really. You claim the hill by any means neccesary. So someone starts off as king, then someone replies with "Kills person on top of hill and claims the hill" (be a bit more inventive than that) then that person is king. The person who was killed also has to figure out a way to come back from the dead, or whatever obstacle happened to de-throne them in order to come back to being "the king".
i.e.
Player 1: "I am king." Player 2: "Shoots Player 1 in face with shotgun. Pushes down hill, claims throne." P1: "After months of intense surgery and rehabilitation, I return and exact my revenge by pushing Player 2 off the hill, leaving him in a coma. I am now the king." P2: "I awake from my coma like it was a fucking catnap and unleash havoc on your hill with missiles. You get blown to pieces, I am the king."
So on, so forth...
Is it pointless? In all honesty... yes. But, it passes time and can be pretty damn fun. So, I guess I will start.
After years of terraforming a giant hill, I decide to place a throne on top to celebrate my hard work. I am now the king of the hill. (Come at me, bros...)
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Post by AC on Dec 13, 2011 13:48:30 GMT -5
Armed with a rocket launcher, I shoot a rocket at the mountain killing Diablo. After a month and a half of rebuilding part of the hill, I claim my throne as king of the hill. Dammit bobby.
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Post by Gav on Dec 13, 2011 16:42:04 GMT -5
AC bought his building materials from me. I intentionally sold him faulty sub-standard goods. Part of the hill collapses and kills him. I come along and rebuild the hill using quality gear and take the throne as king.
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 13, 2011 17:45:47 GMT -5
After months of intensive surgery and multiple limb transplants, I survive the attack from AC. Preparing to get revenge on AC, I return to the hill only to find King of Kings at the throne. So, I go up to Gavscsa before asking him "Does my cloth smell like chloroform?" Passed out, I rape him multiple times give him the ol' cement shoes, encase them with lead and allow it all to dry. I then drive onto a bridge over the part with the deepest water and wait for Gavscsa to wake up before tossing him off the bridge, leaving him to drown. His body washes up months later; drowned and bloated and I return to claim my throne as the King of the Hill.
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Post by AC on Dec 13, 2011 17:51:29 GMT -5
After surviving the fall that nearly killed me, I planned my next attack wisely by sending a gang of monkeys to attack Diablo after he reclaimed the throne. As Diablo was fighting off my monkey gang, I came up behind him and shank'd him like Prison Mike taught me but I wasn't done.....I proceeded to dump Diablo's body into a hole and fill the hole with cement. Thus I claimed my throne as King of the Hill once again.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 13, 2011 19:03:50 GMT -5
While moving the concrete slab holding Diablos body, I rigged the cranes so that the slab was dropped on top of you while you were sitting on your throne. You and the throne were squished in hilarious fashion. I perch a new, better throne on top of the slab and build a bullet-proof chamber around it as I claim the title of King of the Hill!
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 13, 2011 20:42:52 GMT -5
As Hurricane shattered the concrete slab I was encased in, I was free again. Doctors did all they could and I made a miracle recovery. I then used the crane Hurricane had set up and forgot to return, picked up the bullet-proof chamber, removed it then smashed Hurricane with the hook of the crane, impaling him through the skull. I then take his new, much more comfortable throne as my own as I claim the position of King of the Hill.
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Post by Gav on Dec 13, 2011 21:28:47 GMT -5
After being dropped into deep water by Diablo I sunk to the bottom. Fortunately I dropped right into the middle of a mermaid village. They chiselled me free from the concrete and taught me how to breathe underwater. We then hatched a plan for me to get back to the hill. We created a fake body and left it on the shore as "evidence." Upon my arrival at the hill I used the crane to lower that bullet proof chamber over Diablo while he was sleeping, but not before moving the throne out of the way. I proceeded to fill the chamber with water and watched as Diablo drowned. I reclaimed my throne as king and watched my new aquarium complete with floating dead Diablo.
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 13, 2011 21:48:05 GMT -5
Little did Gavscsa know, I was never on the throne, that was a decoy and I was underneath the hill in a gas-proof, water-proof, bomb-proof chamber. So, with piano wire, I exited my chamber and entered Gavscsa's chamber in the hatch behind the throne, choked him out then beheaded him with the piano wire as he struggled about. I then, with my final ounces of oxygen, mustered up the strength to re-open the hatch to my underground chamber, in which the water drained into, before being drained out of the hill, as I reclaimed my throne, with Gav's head on a stick.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 14, 2011 6:15:50 GMT -5
I raped Diablo and he ran off crying as I took the throne, pleasured and content.
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Post by King of Kings on Dec 14, 2011 6:22:39 GMT -5
Armed with: Behold the King...the King of Kings King of Kings storms the board and nails Hurricane with a sledgehammer, sits upon the throne, only to find that someone has defiled said throne with a bag of dog poo. Realizing his hastily made error, King of Kings attempts to clean the dog poo residue off of his royal anus as quickly as possibly. After many attempts, he realizes that the dog poo wasn't dog poo at all, it was an SPZ micro. I forced Diablo to tattoo the micro to Hurricane's arm...as I sit upon my throne as the King of the Hill.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 14, 2011 6:31:38 GMT -5
I rip my own arm off and serve you faithfully as your loyal servent to help you protect your throne.
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 14, 2011 7:17:38 GMT -5
Nuke goes boom.
Throne is mine, bitches. Of course, I have to wear a radiation suit and have constant supplies of clean oxygen, but it's worth it.
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Post by Splasher on Dec 14, 2011 8:37:33 GMT -5
I, a villager below the hill, not only survived the blast, but it mutated me so I am invincible. I send in mutated Sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads to kill Diablo. They succed. I am the king of the hill
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 14, 2011 19:51:32 GMT -5
You're invincible? That just means you can't die right? So yeah, I attack you from behind, tie you up and lock you in a strongbox. You're invincible, so you're stuck in the box for all eternity. I, however, am now the deliciously mortal king of the throne.
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