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Post by Splasher on Dec 15, 2011 3:26:41 GMT -5
I break out of the box with "the slightest of ease"... and some help from somebody who found the box and opened it... After I see you, I shout "someone call da pol-ice!". Someone calls the police, and when they get to the hill, they see a Hurricane and say "Wut da hael!? Ahhhh Shucky Ducky Quack Quack" in fear. I then proceed to through the police men at you until one hit's you. You die 7 times before you hit the ground.
I am the king of the hill.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 15, 2011 3:55:07 GMT -5
Booker T kills you for mocking him and he is King of the Ring... err... I mean.... Hill.
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Post by King of Kings on Dec 15, 2011 4:16:41 GMT -5
Booker T jobbed to the King of Kings again, and I am the king of the hill.
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 15, 2011 6:06:55 GMT -5
King of Kings jobs to Diablo in a 17.2 second squash match. I am the King of the Hill.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 15, 2011 7:21:23 GMT -5
You are announced King Diablo III, Lord of Blizzardia. Unfortunately, Diablo III got delayed again and your kingdom has decided to stage a mass-mutiny to evict you and envoke a new, sexier king... It's me, it's me... It's HurriDDP!
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 15, 2011 8:46:03 GMT -5
"MicroStop has come to terms on the de-throning of Josh "Hurricane" McLaughlin as of today, December 15, 2011. MicroStop wishes Josh "Hurricane" McLaughlin the best in all of her future endeavors."
I claim the vacant throne.
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 15, 2011 18:23:30 GMT -5
Well played, well played..
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Post by AC on Dec 15, 2011 18:31:13 GMT -5
I come up and rape Diablo in his ear pussy. I win.
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Post by Gav on Dec 15, 2011 19:00:45 GMT -5
My lawyers inform me that AC is not technically the king because he didn't claim to be. He has simply ear raped Diablo and enjoyed it. Yes, under the Sheen Act of 2011 he is indeed winning, but is not king. While this whole dispute is taking place in the courts, Diablo is a shell of his former self and has become mentally scarred due to his ear raping. I run up the hill and taunt him with a massive dildo then throw it at him. He runs away crying like a little girl. I am now king of the hill.
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Post by AC on Dec 15, 2011 19:05:30 GMT -5
Lmao.
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Post by Diablo. on Dec 15, 2011 19:09:33 GMT -5
#winning
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Post by Hurricane on Dec 15, 2011 19:39:53 GMT -5
#kinging
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Post by Splasher on Dec 16, 2011 8:38:06 GMT -5
Booker T jobbed to the King of Kings again, and I am the king of the hill.
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