Post by AC on Dec 26, 2013 23:13:11 GMT -5
Hello and welcome to the MicroStop Year End Awards Ceremony. For those of you that don't know me, I am AC. Your new hero, your party host, and more importantly, the most charismatic showman to ever enter whatever room your currently sitting in via a computer screen! And for those of you that do know me, all hail The Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla!
Now when you think of funny, there's a few things you think of around here. One of those things being spz's micros, another one being just spz himself. However, I have gotten off point. At this moment, I would like to reveal the winner of Funniest Member of the Year...drum roll please.....
and your winner is....Gavscsa! Now, I would invite Gav onto the stage, but nobody wants that. So let's just move along.
Winner: Gavscsa
Runner Ups: Hurricane & SPZ(I know, WTF, right?)
Now, onto the next category. Everyone is always trying to step up their game and improve , except for Alex, he's just a perfect asshole who never has to improve. Goddamn him.
And now I present to you the winner of Most Improved of the Year....drum roll please. I like controlling drum rolls. I'm gonna do another drum roll, just because. Double drum rolls please.
and your winner is....Next Gen! Congratulations to Next Gen. Nobody cares. Don't come on the stage, you smell like feet.
Winner: Next Gen
Runner Ups: Masson & AC(Oh yeah, runner up bay bay!)
Everyone is always doing their best to help others, it's the way the board works. But only one man can claim the Most Helpful of the Year award. I have no jokes for this category, so let's just get to winner.
and your winner is....Gregory Helms Hurricane! Hurricane couldn't be here to accept the award, he's too busy going to another damn concert. Come on, man, don't you go to those enough? You could at least shown up via skype or some shit.
Winner: Hurricane
Runner Up: AC(That's right, second most helpful bay bay! and I showed up.)
Onto our next category. There have been a lot of great duos in the history of...uh...micros? But only one team can claim Tag Team of the Year. So let's get to that, drum roll please.
and your winners are.....Booooooooooooobs! Boobs will go down as the greatest team of alllllllllllll time! So JGX, you can suck on that!
Winners: Boobs
Runner Ups: JGX & HurriClaasick
We're getting close to the end and to that coveted Member of the Year award, but first we go to Micro of the Year. It always difficult to pick just one micro, and this year that was no doubt the case. Drum roll please.
and your winner is.......Alex! Two of Alex's micros were nominated, therefore I think it's fair that he is declared the winner for his two amazing works on The Hulk and Jason Voorhees.
Winner: Alex's The Hulk and Jason Voorhees
Runner Ups: Hurricane's Iron Patriot and MJH's Daniel Bryan
Now it is time for the coveted spot of Member of the Year. I'm not going to draw this out with a long speech, so drum roll please.
Your winner of member of the year, in a complete landslide victory........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCC!!
Winner: AC
Runner Ups: Hurricane & SPZ(Again, WTF, right?)
I would like to take the time to accept this award. This is the dawning of a new era, and a new era is what this once proud forum needs. What was once a captivating, trendsetting forum, has now deteriorated into a, lets be honest, boring, snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor! And that's why I'm here, AC has come to save MicroStop!
*The rest of the members rush the stage, attacking AC, ripping up his notes, and running him off stage as he walks away in sadness shouting "My Notes! My Notes!"*
in all seriousness, congrats guys.
Now when you think of funny, there's a few things you think of around here. One of those things being spz's micros, another one being just spz himself. However, I have gotten off point. At this moment, I would like to reveal the winner of Funniest Member of the Year...drum roll please.....
and your winner is....Gavscsa! Now, I would invite Gav onto the stage, but nobody wants that. So let's just move along.
Winner: Gavscsa
Runner Ups: Hurricane & SPZ(I know, WTF, right?)
Now, onto the next category. Everyone is always trying to step up their game and improve , except for Alex, he's just a perfect asshole who never has to improve. Goddamn him.
And now I present to you the winner of Most Improved of the Year....drum roll please. I like controlling drum rolls. I'm gonna do another drum roll, just because. Double drum rolls please.
and your winner is....Next Gen! Congratulations to Next Gen. Nobody cares. Don't come on the stage, you smell like feet.
Winner: Next Gen
Runner Ups: Masson & AC(Oh yeah, runner up bay bay!)
Everyone is always doing their best to help others, it's the way the board works. But only one man can claim the Most Helpful of the Year award. I have no jokes for this category, so let's just get to winner.
and your winner is....
Winner: Hurricane
Runner Up: AC(That's right, second most helpful bay bay! and I showed up.)
Onto our next category. There have been a lot of great duos in the history of...uh...micros? But only one team can claim Tag Team of the Year. So let's get to that, drum roll please.
and your winners are.....Booooooooooooobs! Boobs will go down as the greatest team of alllllllllllll time! So JGX, you can suck on that!
Winners: Boobs
Runner Ups: JGX & HurriClaasick
We're getting close to the end and to that coveted Member of the Year award, but first we go to Micro of the Year. It always difficult to pick just one micro, and this year that was no doubt the case. Drum roll please.
and your winner is.......Alex! Two of Alex's micros were nominated, therefore I think it's fair that he is declared the winner for his two amazing works on The Hulk and Jason Voorhees.
Winner: Alex's The Hulk and Jason Voorhees
Runner Ups: Hurricane's Iron Patriot and MJH's Daniel Bryan
Now it is time for the coveted spot of Member of the Year. I'm not going to draw this out with a long speech, so drum roll please.
Your winner of member of the year, in a complete landslide victory........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCC!!
Winner: AC
Runner Ups: Hurricane & SPZ(Again, WTF, right?)
I would like to take the time to accept this award. This is the dawning of a new era, and a new era is what this once proud forum needs. What was once a captivating, trendsetting forum, has now deteriorated into a, lets be honest, boring, snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor! And that's why I'm here, AC has come to save MicroStop!
*The rest of the members rush the stage, attacking AC, ripping up his notes, and running him off stage as he walks away in sadness shouting "My Notes! My Notes!"*
in all seriousness, congrats guys.