Micromania RapSo, if you've been watching WWE lately, I'm sure one thing sticks out in your mind,
It's The Rock and John Cena, with The Miz trailing closely behind.
And with Wrestlemania closing in, the road is coming to an end,
But that's for the viewers at home, and this is for those on the internet.
For you see Micro Mania is also closing in, and it's going to be a big one,
And you're going to be left stunned when it's all said and done.
For you see, we've seen the King of the Ring, where a winner was found,
Micromania will see AVCore take CMC out without a sound,
Why, you ask, am I always hating on the champ?
It's because Chris is British, and quite frankly a little camp.
He likes tea and scones, and he throws words to-and-fro,
But CMC is a bigger clown than his last micro.
And the Micro Rumble was huge, because AC won the bout,
Micromania will be bigger, when he takes Alex out!
Alex is a legend, a champion of the non-wrestling schtick,
But he's been champion so long I nearly need a walking stick,
And AC is the man, to take that belt away,
Because The Elite are here to stay, so ya'll better stay out of our way.
MJH, the creator of Microstop has a challenge in mind,
With Daz making a return, he's after the limelight,
Will MJH be victorious and end the match fast?
Or will Daz show his talent, when he kicks the admin's ass?
The tag titles on the line, it's time to partner up and join hands,
KOK-Cane are like messiah's, GMC are like a boy band.
GMC deserve a title shot, but to think they'll win just isn't right,
Like any other night, GMC will end up together in a sword fight.
We are the champs, we are here to stay, get it,
You asked for a match, you'll very soon regret it.
The Non-Wrestling Cruiserweight Title match is where it's at,
AC is the champ, but he better watch his back.
Masson is coming for him, with a promise he will win it,
But AC plans to show the board his ass, so Masson can kiss it.
A best of three series will end with this final bout,
I have to continuously label it, because Diablo can't even count.
Attitude Adjusted takes the stage with an intent to break shit,
But Diablo plans to win the match, and go on to win a championship.
Money in the bank, all but one will end the night belly-up,
Because for all but one of you, this bank is bankrupt.
The winner will receive a title opportunity worthy of a bet,
The rest will go home crying as their loans are put into debt.
Micro Mania is the big time, so step it up now,
It's time to lead the way and show the others how..