I break out of the box with "the slightest of ease"... and some help from somebody who found the box and opened it... After I see you, I shout "someone call da pol-ice!". Someone calls the police, and when they get to the hill, they see a Hurricane and say "Wut da hael!? Ahhhh Shucky Ducky Quack Quack" in fear. I then proceed to through the police men at you until one hit's you. You die 7 times before you hit the ground.
You are announced King Diablo III, Lord of Blizzardia. Unfortunately, Diablo III got delayed again and your kingdom has decided to stage a mass-mutiny to evict you and envoke a new, sexier king... It's me, it's me... It's HurriDDP!
My lawyers inform me that AC is not technically the king because he didn't claim to be. He has simply ear raped Diablo and enjoyed it. Yes, under the Sheen Act of 2011 he is indeed winning, but is not king. While this whole dispute is taking place in the courts, Diablo is a shell of his former self and has become mentally scarred due to his ear raping. I run up the hill and taunt him with a massive dildo then throw it at him. He runs away crying like a little girl. I am now king of the hill.