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Post by Diablo. on Feb 5, 2012 7:26:51 GMT -5
Disclaimer: This works better if you have actually been a champion on MicroStop or won a match at least (looking at you, Laying Wasted/Next Generation). Or... just lie.But yes, you read it right. Microing can help you pick up women, this is indeed a true story. The biggest, biggest secret of this is... don't mention micros at all. For the purposes of this, we are digital designers/artists, which we are, it's just not getting into specifics, which is the selling point of this. Anywho, here are the pointers on what to say when picking up women whilst telling the truth... in a non-specific way. - You are an internationally renowned digital artist.
- You have received awards and won many competitions as an artist.
- Your art has been seen in the homes of many people all over the world.
- You are apart of a select group of digital artists who are arguably the best in their field. (Because c'mon guys, MicroStop > Any other micro forum. True story.)
It's probably best to be good at another digital art form (I started my logo design business, "Diablo Designs", at the age of fifteen, which is a good selling point) so if they want specifics, guess where they get redirected? In other words... microings can equal women. True story.
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Post by Hurricane on Feb 5, 2012 7:30:43 GMT -5
I used this on facebook:
"With over seven years experience as creator and president of various highly successful art websites and forums, I have amassed a following for my award-and-competition-winning artworks that can be seen in homes all around the world. I have been commisioned by various international bands to create official artworks and continue to compete in competitions at the highest level."
True story.
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Post by Diablo. on Feb 5, 2012 7:31:23 GMT -5
I used this on facebook: "With over seven years experience as creator and president of various highly successful art websites and forums, I have amassed a following for my award-and-competition-winning artworks that can be seen in homes all around the world. I have been commisioned by various international bands to create official artworks and continue to compete in competitions at the highest level." True story. Fucking yes. ;D
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Post by Ermolli on Feb 5, 2012 9:47:41 GMT -5
lol at this thread. You could also say this as a pick up line: - Hey babe, just so you know, i can draw your beautiful body - pixel by pixel - all night long. Well im leaving this forum before i realize how stupid this post is. Thank you.
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Post by King of Kings on Feb 5, 2012 11:41:11 GMT -5
Greatest thread of 2012.
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Post by Diablo. on Feb 5, 2012 12:35:59 GMT -5
lol at this thread. You could also say this as a pick up line: - Hey babe, just so you know, i can draw your beautiful body - pixel by pixel - all night long. Well im leaving this forum before i realize how stupid this post is. Thank you. Best pick up line ever.
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Post by Gav on Feb 5, 2012 15:51:55 GMT -5
I shit you not, I legitimately said I was a former World Champion on my CV under interests/hobbies. It wasn't on for long though.
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Post by Next Generation on Feb 5, 2012 21:09:02 GMT -5
"You want a drawing of you babe? i cant shade to save my life, i cant make a template but hey you have a flat chest and your wearing designless tights, yeah im gonna nail the flatness and then im gonna nail you. I might not have won an MS Title but thats only because microstop doesnt have a 'biggest schlong' title bacause id win that hands down you will see"
It could be pulled off by me if i wanted an uggo xD.
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Post by Ermolli on Feb 5, 2012 21:15:38 GMT -5
"You want a drawing of you babe? i cant shade to save my life, i cant make a template but hey you have a flat chest and your wearing designless tights, yeah im gonna nail the flatness and then im gonna nail you. I might not have won an MS Title but thats only because microstop doesnt have a 'biggest schlong' title bacause id win that hands down you will see" It could be pulled off by me if i wanted an uggo xD. lmao- Ill try to come up with another one later.
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Post by Hurricane on Feb 5, 2012 23:05:01 GMT -5
"You want a drawing of you babe? i cant shade to save my life, i cant make a template but hey you have a flat chest and your wearing designless tights, yeah im gonna nail the flatness and then im gonna nail you. I might not have won an MS Title but thats only because microstop doesnt have a 'biggest schlong' title bacause id win that hands down you will see" It could be pulled off by me if i wanted an uggo xD. You'll be stuck "pulling off" forever if that's your best effort.
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Post by King of Kings on Feb 5, 2012 23:15:33 GMT -5
"Yo what's good babe, I see that someone from MicroStop already got at you but peep dis right here. mine has more shades if you notice."
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Post by Diablo. on Feb 6, 2012 4:46:03 GMT -5
"Yo what's good babe, I see that someone from MicroStop already got at you but peep dis right here. mine has more shades if you notice." As my main-man dat superhhero D-Bry would say... YES! YES! YES!
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Post by Hurricane on Feb 6, 2012 5:58:30 GMT -5
"Yo what's good babe, I see that someone from MicroStop already got at you but peep dis right here. mine has more shades if you notice." hahaha!
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Post by MJH on Feb 6, 2012 9:20:54 GMT -5
"I specialise in micros, would you like to see my special micro?"
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Post by Diablo. on Feb 6, 2012 9:39:12 GMT -5
"I specialise in micros, would you like to see my special micro?" We all know your micro is especially small...
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